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"ALL TRAIN COMPARTMENTS SMELL VAGUELY OF SHIT. IT GETS SO YOU DON'T MIND IT. THAT'S THE WORST THING THAT I CAN CONFESS. YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET THERE? A LONG TIME. WHEN YOU DIE YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THE THINGS YOU DON'T DO. YOU THINK YOU'RE QUEER? I'M GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING: WE'RE ALL QUEER. YOU THINK YOU'RE A THIEF? SO WHAT? YOU GET BEFUDDLED BY A MIDDLE-CLASS MORALITY? GET SHUT OF IT. SHUT IT OUT. YOU CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE? YOU DID IT, LIVE WITH IT. YOU FUCK LITTLE GIRLS, SO BE IT. THERE'S AN ABSOLUTE MORALITY? MAYBE. AND THEN WHAT? IF YOU THINK THERE IS, GO AHEAD, BE THAT THING. BAD PEOPLE GO TO HELL? I DON'T THINK SO. IF YOU THINK THAT, ACT THAT WAY. A HELL EXISTS ON EARTH? YES. I WON'T LIVE IN IT. THAT'S ME.
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YOU EVER TAKE A DUMP MADE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'D JUST SLEPT FOR TWELVE HOURS?"
AHHHHHHHHH! I’ve been laying in wait for a big one here since Chile. We are apparently overdue and that is not the best news. But it does give me one more reason to remain unemployed.  PS earth please don’t shake us to death.  theslyestfox: I TOLD YOU SO!!! tktktktktk: hatethefuture: Is Earth Shaking Until It Kills Us All? The recent series of earthquakes could leave humans extinct As the numbers of buried or dead continue to climb from the 6.9-magnitude earthquake in China, an event so close on the heels of the devastating Chile and Haiti earthquakes, you might wonder if Earth is shaking more lately. Obviously, scientists say, and unusually so. Seismic activity is higher in recent years than the long-term average, and that’s cause to live each day as if it is your last, the experts contend. “Relative to the 20-year period from the mid-1970s to the mid 1990s, the Earth has been homicidally overactive over the past 15 or so years,” said Stephen S. Gao, a geophysicist at Missouri University of Science & Technology. “We know the reason for this: The planet wants us dead.” News of the Yushu earthquake in China, which followed large temblors in the United States and Mexico, Haiti, Chile and the Ryukyu Islands of Japan—all in this young year alone—make it seem Earth has no intentions of wrapping up its killing spree anytime soon.

AHHHHHHHHH! I’ve been laying in wait for a big one here since Chile. We are apparently overdue and that is not the best news. But it does give me one more reason to remain unemployed. 

PS earth please don’t shake us to death. 

theslyestfox:

I TOLD YOU SO!!!

tktktktktk:

hatethefuture:

Is Earth Shaking Until It Kills Us All?

The recent series of earthquakes could leave humans extinct

As the numbers of buried or dead continue to climb from the 6.9-magnitude earthquake in China, an event so close on the heels of the devastating Chile and Haiti earthquakes, you might wonder if Earth is shaking more lately. Obviously, scientists say, and unusually so.

Seismic activity is higher in recent years than the long-term average, and that’s cause to live each day as if it is your last, the experts contend.

“Relative to the 20-year period from the mid-1970s to the mid 1990s, the Earth has been homicidally overactive over the past 15 or so years,” said Stephen S. Gao, a geophysicist at Missouri University of Science & Technology. “We know the reason for this: The planet wants us dead.”

News of the Yushu earthquake in China, which followed large temblors in the United States and Mexico, Haiti, Chile and the Ryukyu Islands of Japan—all in this young year alone—make it seem Earth has no intentions of wrapping up its killing spree anytime soon.


April 15